In other words...WHO CARES? Aaaggghhh!

With much disdain and little amiability I must express that the drudgery I feel whilst trudging through the coarse pages of such a lengthy, albeit vocabulary enriching parcel of perplexing pages, and droll eighteenth century drawing-room intriques, more modernly known as lack luster soap operas, can only leave me with the following conclusion...the meticulous prudery with which Jane Austen writes does capture with dripping satire the ridiculousness of the period in which she pens. However, Austen's voraciousness to be witty among what are admittingly highly proletarian surroundings filled with the most absurd propriety and frustratingly controlled etiquettes is not enough to offset the pure silliness of the subjects on which she attempts to create something from absolute nothingness.